mortage 

Word coined by political Teabaggers to mean (in ungrammatical fashion) "death" (like "carnage"), destruction, or ruin.

Origin: "Please don't mortage my childs (sic) future."

Example: "Man, that French slasher flick had a lot of mortage in it!"

mortage by liberalisnotabadword March 31, 2010

Weed Montage 

What stoners watch when they run out of marijuana and or do not have enough money to purchase more.

I ran out of marijuana so I watched weed montage to make me crave it more.

Weed Montage by weigss30 February 4, 2009

Scrapyard Montage

A scrapyard montage is a video game montage that includes clips of a person being completely horrible at that game. The clips are merged together with cringey transitions with non-copyrighted music in the background.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that new scrapyard montage?
Person 2: The one that Dynamic made? That guy is so scrapyard at the game.

Scrapyard Montage by LazyPenguin October 11, 2020

teabag montage 

On Halo you put the respwan time for 10 seconds. While they are watching their dead body you go and press B on the XBOX controller rapidly. You do that to everyone you kill. People will get angry at you.

1. I was going on a teabag montage on Halo.

teabag montage by Spoonman261 July 13, 2010

Mortgage 

A legally binding contract that allows a financial institution to rape you every month for the next 20-30 years. In return, you get the privilege of maintaining a dwelling out of your own pocket without actually owning it.

1. So what'll it be this month Honey, pay the mortgage or get the driveway fixed?

2. I used to have disposable income. Now I have a mortgage instead.

Mortgage by HighwayRobber November 17, 2015

mega mortgage mug 

(n) - a dual income (or more) h/hold who participates in propping up the Australian housing bubble by buying houses by taking out an excessively large housing loan. The resulting interest payments leave them to lead a life of poverty, but hey atleast they have a roof over their heads.

$600,000 to purchase a median property in Melbourne now, you'd have to be a mega mortgage mug to even consider buying at these prices.

mega mortgage mug by AusHousingCrash September 25, 2010

gt montage 

A montage of good times that can often be found in romantic comedy movies. Indicates the passage of time through events such as eating ice cream, chasing butterflies, or going to a baseball game. May involve a couple with a budding relationship, or a group of friends.

Like a date, the gt montage can take a turn for the worse when a person involved makes a strange comment or does something odd. This turns the gt montage into an "awkward montage".

Caitlin: Do you want to have a gt montage?
Jaret: Sure!
(They eat ice cream, chase butterflies, and go to a baseball game as their relationship blooms.)
Jaret: Hypothetically, would you still love me if I was actually lean and muscular?
Caitlin: (laughs) No, of course not! I only hang out with you because you make me look thin in comparison.
Jaret: ...Oh.
(They have an awkward montage.)

gt montage by GHS Drama Club July 29, 2007