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morningside 

One's appearance the morning after a night of sex.
"I must have been drunk last night, because her morningside was nasty!"
morningside by HalfAuzz May 26, 2008
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morningside heights 

A pleasent stroll down Malcom X Boulevard will take you to Morningside Heights, where you can see the beautiful Columbia University campus.
morningside heights by tekmiester September 7, 2006

Morningside middle school 

goofy ahh school. The girls there be smelling like ass and titties and the boys be annoying stank hoes. Them hallways always smell like lovely peaches coochie and the bathrooms are NEVER clean. them ghetto hoes always fuck or vape in the bathrooms like get the f out💀Morningside Middle school is the worse middle school in south carolina🤣 it’s ghetto as f. they be hosting them cheap ahh events. they always be having them goofy and boring ahh fights. People there are racist and homophobic💀 the teachers are ass and get no bitches. they also have ghetto white racist and homophobic teachers. They can’t even teach right😂 and the mfs there always want to start drama🙄. If you go to Morningside Middle School i feel bad for you
girl: what’s Morningside Middle school

boy: Morningside Middle School is a ghetto ahh, cheap ahh and stank school

Morningside blindshot 

A form of blindshot involving two attackers working in concert against a single unsuspecting opponent. The first attacker will point behind the victim and loudly exclaim "look out behind you!". The victim will generally ignore this as an obvious attempt to gain an advantage via deception, at which point the second attacker hits the victim from behind. This term comes from the New Zealand animated series Bro' town
Vale: "Look out behind you!"
Victim: "Ha ha, foolish child, I'm not falling for such a ...."
*CLANG!*
Valea: "Yeah, Morningside blindshot!"
Morningside blindshot by dikkietee October 9, 2008

Morningside Middle School 

Ratchet ass school👎👎
Girl: What is Morningside Middle School
Boy: a nasty, ghetto and ratchet school

South Morningside Primary School 

A shitschool that can't afford glue sticks but can afford to put a fancy carpet and chairs in the stairwell
Guy: "Omg South Morningside Primary School
had to ration paper!"

Other guy: Yeah they can't afford glue sticks!

Morningshine 

The peaceful feeling you have when you are sad, but not necessarily in a bad way. Generally put, it's when someone with a high self esteem but not arrogance gets ignored.
"Hey Brenda, want to hang out sometime?"
"Go away!"
(turns to friends)"Poor girl... she must be in a bad mood. Oh well, her loss."

"Oh man Bobby just got shut down over there."
"Yah, he must have some morningshine."
Morningshine by Benjamin Sjavik January 11, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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