the musty tang of your vagina in the morning after a long nights rage. the equivalent of 'morning breath' for your vagina.
by jjjes January 24, 2011
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I decided to give my girl firend a morning muffen since she gave me a early bird special yesterday morning.
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by Bullpit February 5, 2018
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My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!
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