morning muff 

the musty tang of your vagina in the morning after a long nights rage. the equivalent of 'morning breath' for your vagina.

he went down on me when we woke up, even though i had morning muff!

morning muff by jjjes January 24, 2011

Morning Muffen

The act of waking your women up of you eating her pussy out in the morning. The reverse favor of a early bird special. (see first definition)

I decided to give my girl firend a morning muffen since she gave me a early bird special yesterday morning.

Morning Muffen by bluewolfxx October 3, 2010

morning muffin 

Morning sex as soon as you awake.

I awoke this morning to
My morning muffin.

morning muffin by Bullpit February 5, 2018

Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin 

A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!

My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!

Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin by Kenneth Zevo July 10, 2022

morning glory muffin 

The smell/taste of pussy after morning sex

I had to wash the sheets after my wife's morning glory muffin juices.

morning glory muffin by BeefBallsagna October 19, 2022