morning muff
the musty tang of your vagina in the morning after a long nights rage. the equivalent of 'morning breath' for your vagina.
morning muff by jjjes January 24, 2011
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Morning Muffen
The act of waking your women up of you eating her pussy out in the morning. The reverse favor of a early bird special. (see first definition)
I decided to give my girl firend a morning muffen since she gave me a early bird special yesterday morning.
Morning Muffen by bluewolfxx October 3, 2010
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Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin
A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!
My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!
Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin by Kenneth Zevo July 10, 2022
morning glory muffin
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Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.