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mornin' glory 

Waking up in the morning and see that your life is brightened by the deep sunshine. When one day you wake up realizing that you understood what you really want and that everything around you is perfect!
What can be better than a mornin' glory to open up you eyes!
mornin' glory by Arbani October 15, 2015
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morning glory

To awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it , otherwise known as to sleep in a tent, or to have a dawn horn.
Loose the morning glory before you put somebody's eye out
morning glory by oxmix October 21, 2003

morning glory music 

A really cool used CD store in Santa Barbara. You can get a napoleon dynamite-style mixtape for 99 cents there.
let's go down to morning glory music and get some kick-ass underground mixtapes.

morning glory

An erection caused by testosterone levels being high in the body during the early hours of the morning.
morning glory by Jimmy Tinker April 24, 2004

morning glory

When you wake up with morning wood, put it in your girlfriends ass and yell "the south will rise again!"
I gave her the morning glory this morning. She loves the confederates.
morning glory by Scott Coleman April 3, 2008

morning glory

an event where a person, hopefully male, awakes with a full erection.
"Rob always gets a morning glory"

Morning Glory

Morning hunnie, wanna sort out my morning glory?
Morning Glory by Bandylank January 20, 2009
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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