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moriss

To be real and not broke or a virgin
He’s a bad guy yuno I wanna be like moriss
by M2moriss October 10, 2020
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Marisse

Marisse is one of the most kind and amazing people you will ever meet. Most likely to be your best friend, she will always be there for you! She is an active person and likes new places, challenges, and adventures. You will most likely find her skating majestically or going to summer camp. Everyone loves Marisse!
#1,”Wow! Look at Marisse sail!”
#2,”Marisse is the best.”
by 017884 January 8, 2018
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Mirissa

Mirissa is the coolest person you will ever meet. They are absolutely stunning as well. They are really lit and will also be the calmest/shy person you ever meet. They have the prettiest eyes and thick asf! MIRISSAS are smart & charming. They bring excitement everywhere they go:) they are super bright and loveable. She loves you no matter what. As well as positive behavior😍if you ever see a mirissa , wife her up. You’ll never know the extent she’ll go for you.
Person 1: dang I met this gorgeous girl at the dance yesterday, she was so fun & I think she was the ultimate GOAT!
Person 2: ohh mirissa? Obviously what can’t she do! Wife her up man
by Charlesbbq July 24, 2018
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Merissuality

Merissuality is a natural variant of animal behavior that involves emotional, romantic, and / or sexual attraction to individuals of no fucking kind. In the definition of sexual orientation, merissuality is placed in the hetero-merissual continuum of human sexuality, and refers to the identity of an individual based on these attractions and belonging to a community of other individuals who share the same.

Since the mid-20th century, merissuality has gradually been disregarded as a crime and decriminalized in nearly all developed nations. In the 21st century, however, as it became part of the LGBTQ community, it began to be persecuted. Following further study and research, it appears in the list by the International Statistical Classification of Diseases, Injuries and Causes of Death (ICD). Apparently, it is part of the International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia. The legal status of merissual relationships varies enormously from one state to another and still remain jurisdictions where certain merissual behaviors are considered crimes and are punished with severe penalties, including the death penalty (fully agree).
I don't fucking know how to describe this shit. (Merissuality)
by Ciro Esposito May 5, 2021
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Marissa

A beautiful person inside and out a great friend and someone you want to be around all the time she will have a beautiful smile and attract you like metal to a magnet she will be your biggest crush but will never be available and if you are lucky enough to catch a Marissa never let her go.
Marissas are amazing
by Norman10 January 3, 2017
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Thanks Morrissey

Phrase to be used when someone delivers bad news in an otherwise pleasant conversation or time. It comes from the idea that Morrissey (solo artist and frontman of The Smiths) wrote depressing lyrics which were then often juxtaposed with quite upbeat or happy music. For example the song "Girlfriend in a Coma" or the chorus lyrics to "There is a Light that never comes out"
Dave - "My wife is pregnant, I'm going to be a father!"

Sally - "That's awesome, congratulations Dave!"

Steve - "The baby might be born with a disability"

Dave - "Oh thanks Morrissey!"
by Jack Of Quack February 25, 2009
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Marissa'd

When someone replies to you with "Mhmm" with an intention to mock you
Vee: That movie didn't scare me at all
Fil: Mhmm
Vee: Wow I got Marissa'd
by fs18 October 6, 2022
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