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someone who is both a moron and an idiot
guy #1: "John is a moron"
guy #2: "No, John is an idiot"
guy #3: "No, John is a moriot"
guy # 1 & 2:"oh"
moriot by i'm hungry! August 26, 2007
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Morgoth’s Law 

No matter where the conflict is in the world, the “refugees” coming to Europe will be fighting age black and brown men.
Seen the Ukrainian refugees?

They must have been on holiday recently.

Morgoth’s Law strikes again
Morgoth’s Law by Folk Call February 27, 2022
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Masaharu Morimoto (森本 正治) is a famous chef.
He was born in Hiroshima, Japan.

He was interested in cooking from a young age,
So he opened up a restaurant in Japan in 1980.

in 1985 Morimoto sold the restaurant so he could go to America.
He then opened a restaurant in New York City,

and now Morimoto often appears in the Food Network show "Iron Chef America"
He is well known for preparing traditional Japanese dishes.
Iron Chef America.
Morimoto
Morimoto by KawaiiUsagiDesu August 29, 2010

Mariotard 

Unintelligent beings who think mario is so strong that he can beat anyone, even though he is just meant to be a plumber that jumps high and gets powerups. They use the smallest details to make mario look strong, and think adding -tard to the end of anything makes it an insult (see sonictard, so people do likewise to them. Most do not listen to reason, or logic.
"No, Mario does not beat Goku you Mariotard."
"Why the hell do you think Mario beats the hulk? Are you a Mariotard?"
Mariotard by RealDeaI July 19, 2015

chloe moriondo 

a girl that will make you question your sexuality
i mean i’m straight, but chloe moriondo just makes me feel like i’m not. that’s normal right?
Moritz is a sweet German guy. If he likes you, you are the luckiest person alive. He is adorable when he blushes. He is super attractive, but he dosn’t know it. He also dosn’t know how many girls are into him.

He can be misleading when it comes to his feelings about you.

Moritz is the type of guy who gets shy when he has to speak infrount of an audience, his entire face goes red.

He can hold a grudge a little long but it is the greatest feeling when he forgives you. Moritz is a great hugger, the best actually.
Moritz is the best friend a person can ask for.
Moritz by JJ-ME_Forever February 1, 2019
A town in Japan where a serial killer with an erection and a love for woman hands died of an ambulance and high schoolers go around with floaty alien human thingies behind them.
The hell, why is someone yelling dora? They're 16.

A causal day in morioh.
Morioh by HeavenlyCheeseGod March 5, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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