morbiolo

Jinx, in Italian slang.

Cazzo, la sfiga di morbiolo ha colpito ancora!
(Ingl. Fuck! Morbiolo strikes again!)

Così parlò morbiolo.
(Ingl. The opposite is going to happen, lit. Thus Spake Morbiolo)

morbiolo by Goccia December 1, 2006

Morbology 

Morbology is the study of phenomena “Morb”. cosmology. The metaphysical study of the origin and nature of to completely and utterly accomplish anything, like a task or a competition, in an overwhelming and insurmountable success.

The morbologist, studing “morbology”, morbedly morbed all the tasks given to him by his superiors in utmost fashion.

Morbology by Homonot May 29, 2022

moriologist

A person who has been hired to mourn at a funeral!

"That veiled woman is an absolute moriologist!"

moriologist by Dr. Sam Sultan October 17, 2014

Morbology 

The academic field of study pertaining to the art of bad film making. Morbologists often deal with thought-provoking research questions such as "WHY SONY, WHY???" or "To morb or not to morb?". To this day nobody knows the answers to these questions, not even the most exceptional morbologists.

Friend: Hey wanna come grab a drink?
Me: Sorry man I gotta study for my morbology finals
Friend: So when are you free?
Me: *looks at the Morbius 24/7 twitch page* Never, I'm afraid...
Friend: Oh, ok

Morbology by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 30, 2022

morbioli 

Used in the marketing world, it's the unscrupulous and unflinchingly obsessive need to have KPIs defined.

HQ insists in a morbioli manner.
We have a morbioli on our back, so let's make sure the KPI document is perfect.

morbioli by kimmmmmmmmo October 27, 2010

morbiolion 

morbillion but spelled in wrong way and if u use it u are a bit gay

person 1: atleast we dont have to pay 3 morbillion for some fuel
person 2: morbiolion?
person 1: no morbillion

morbiolion by morbed_4269 June 29, 2022