mootsing

mootsing is a small not well known sport where a person does various tricks off legges and urden beams

mootser 1: lets go mootsing
mootser2:im going to try a 360 trans off that 2 jakie high ledge
mootser1:aweome!

by porkasa....moots 4 life May 26, 2009

Mootzing

To die in a water related accident due to one's own stupidity, usually in a flooded wash. To experience extreme and potentially deadly weather.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear about that guy who tried to swim in the flooded wash in the middle of the storm?"

Person 2: "Yeah, that guy was totally in for a mootzing."

by midget stomper September 11, 2012

A Montsinger

When during quarantine, your teacher stops caring about your mental health and sleep schedule, and starts the zoom meeting a few hours earlier than it should have been started, discarding your time and the fact that quarantine is fucking boring.

"C'mon, man. I know he isn't pulling A Montsinger again, I woke up three hours early to prepare for the zoom meeting."
Guy 2: "It's because you shit yourself on the last zoom last time."
Guy 1: "Nah, he just hasn't had his morning coffee

by iwillcoughonu April 23, 2020

Moosing it up

To be "Moosing" or to "Moosing it up" is to add Shaving foam to the genitals during masturbation.

Whitey I'll be Moosing it up to Lucy Pinder, Brb

by m0nks101 February 16, 2008

moosing

The man penetrates his lady friend in the 'doggy' position. At the point of climax, he puts his hands to the side of his head, palms open and pointing forwards, with the thumbs pressed just above the ears, representing antlers. Moose-esque sound effects/shaking of the head are optional.

With all the noise and shaking, Felicity thought that Roger was having a heart attack. It was only after cleaning up that he revealed that he had been indulging in a spot of moosing. She resolved to position herself in front of a mirror next time he tried to slip her one from behind.

by Will Bowen November 19, 2004

mooting

(verb) The act of being verbally raped by a judge in a mock-court setting. The nerve-wrecking experience is often experience by law students in their final years of study. WARNING: mooting may cause females to cry.

Law Student 1: "I'm mooting for civil procedure this Thursday"
Law Student 2: "Sheeeeit dude, good-luck and don't forget to bring tissues"

by James Jordan October 30, 2013

moosing

moosing; the act of extending one's lower lip then rubbing it upon another human. this is rumored to lock that moment in both of the involved people's heads forever. the person doing the "moosing" is called the "mooser." as a noun, the act of doing it is called a "moose." the leftover saliva on the other person's skin is referred to as the "moose juice." if sanitation is an issue, you can always "blow a moose" by extending your lower lip, opening your mouth slightly, blowing, and guiding it with your hand in much of the same way one could blow a kiss.

Wow, that was the moosing opportunity of a lifetime!

by imoose December 2, 2010