mooses knuckle 

like a camel toe
but for men

when the men have there trousers like simon cowell is a mooses knuckle

mooses knuckle by pooeyhead April 11, 2014

Angry Moose Knuckle 

Refers to a large, angry, heavy set girl. Many times the sex can turn violent. Semi-related to the Sea Donkey

"John, last night I accidentally hooked up with an angry moose knuckle. I thought she was going to rip my dick off"

Angry Moose Knuckle by ballsdeep78 July 9, 2009

Moose Knuckle Junction 

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert October 4, 2018 translation: the effect created in the crotchal region of a man’s pants when pulling up his trousers super high doing a comedy bit making fun of an old man, or more specifically Iowa Republican Senator Chuck Grassley.

“Welcome to Moose Knuckle Junction.”

Moose Knuckle Junction by Lorilyn October 5, 2018

moose knuckle shuffle 

The process involved in maneuvering the moose knuckle while in public but at the same time trying not to attract attention to your activities. Often used when one 'knuckle' gets pinched and spasms of pain start pulsating through the body.

Chris had to perform a moose knuckle shuffle when he inadvertantly sacked himself while looking at Katie's firecrotch.

moose knuckle shuffle by Dr. Blue Balls May 6, 2007

moose-knuckle 

A male version of camel toe

Dude, your jeans are so tight your moose knuckle is showing

moose-knuckle by Johnny Z June 7, 2003

moose knuckle 

The bump or bulge seen when a man wears tight pants.

"Is that a moose knuckle I see; or do you have a raisin in your pants?"

moose knuckle by the dude1963 April 20, 2013

Moose Knuckle Buckle 

When you punch someone in the balls and ass at the same time

I just gave that fool a moose knuckle buckle

Moose Knuckle Buckle by Cobs sammitch October 20, 2016