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moosehaus

a large individual. a female moosehaus is unattractive and obese. a male moosehaus is a beast.
dannggg dat guh is a moosehaus. she needs to lay of the chickenn!!

dangg dat duu is a moosehaus he whoop dat booty!!
by moosehaus!!! February 23, 2010
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moosesus

(pl. n) many moose. just too many moose. this is the end.

(n.) moose Jesus
My friend was stampeded by moosesus.

Moosesus, our lord and Savior, then revived them.
by sylvee177 April 29, 2020
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moosesus

Look at all those moosesus!
by sylvee177 April 29, 2020
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Moosemas

MOOSEMAS is floating winter holiday meant as a non-religious substitute for Christmas, Hanukkah, and other seasonal holidays popularized by Orthodox Consumerism.

Moosemas was begun in the 1980s by Discordians, and can be celebrated as either a pagan or secular holiday, depending on the audience. Like most Discordian traditions, it's a bit hard to tell how seriously people take this holiday.

On MOOSEMAS, everybody gets together to eat chocolate mousse, drink moosemosas, stand under the moosletoe, yell MOOSLETOV!, and otherwise moose out.

Costumes and gift giving are optional.
Merry Moosemas!
by Cramulus December 1, 2010
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Moorehoused

To dispose of your/your buddies drugs in a dumpster out of shear paranoia.
1. Dude, WTF, you Moorehoused my bag?

2. I got scared outside the concert, i had to Moorehouse it.

3. Where did you Moorehouse my drugs, i gotta go get them back.

4. Why didn't you just eat them, you didnt have to go and Moorehouse it...
by SHAK1 September 26, 2012
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moosetastic

Combination of moose and fantastic.
All moose are fantastic.
Therefore, you can describe something as fantastic, as is a moose.
This ice cream is so good.
It's moosetastic!
by joneshimself September 17, 2006
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moosemas day

Moosemas Day is in honor of Freddus Mooseus and his aid of two refugees in the middle of Wyoming, having been abandoned during a roadtrip to California. Mootlers are worn in honor of Freddus.
All hail Freddus Mooseus!
by Clocky January 5, 2005
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