moose pot 

A game typically played at parties or on vacation. All guys put $10-$50 into the "Moose Pot." Then at the end of the game the guy who has sex with the ungliest girl wins the moose pot. The moose pot can be played as a consolation prize to your friend who is down on his luck. Or the game can be played actively were everyone is going after the ugly chicks. There are varying rules. You can have multiple entires. The winner is decided by vote. Previous relations or partners are disqualified. The game is fun is won with offisive and defensive tactics.

He won the moose pot last night with the girl that weighed like a deuce and a half.

Did you moose my friend last night?

No, you fucked her before, so she is DQ'ed from moose pot.

moose pot by jason wright November 21, 2005

Moose Pot 

A large, cavernous anus. Especially dark and muddy.

My ex-roommate had so much anal sex, that only the penis of a large black man could fill her giant moose pot.

Moose Pot by NighttimeDelirium May 17, 2011

Moose Potato 

When one farts in a car while at a car wash. The driver can therefore NOT roll down windows and a moment of extreme panic is present.

Dude, who cooked a moose potato?

Moose Potato by Ricer slicer March 15, 2010

mouse potato

Someone who spends all their time on the computer surfing the net or playing games. Similar to couch potato.

You spent seven hours on the internet creating meanings for words on urban dictionary? Wow, You're such a mouse potato

mouse potato by el January 7, 2005

Mouse potato

the on-line generation's answer to the couch potato

Mouse potato by jeska September 7, 2003

Mouse Potatoe 

Like a couch potatoe but someone who sits on the computer all day instead of the TV.

Ever since Russell got World of Warcraft he has turned into such a mouse potatoe.

Mouse Potatoe by Myke Hubbard April 18, 2006

mouse potato

Someone who often allows a small electronic device, a computer mouse, to substitute for interaction with the real world.

My friend seldom bothers to answer his phone any more...too much effort, he says...he's turned into a real mouse potato with his like-minded Twitter and Facebook friends..

mouse potato by colonelmars August 11, 2009