moose knuckled

To get disrespected, screwed over, or otherwise shafted by a moose knuckler, scarecrow, schmohawk, fudge knuckler, eagle beagle, or sludge muffin.

I get no respect around here and I'm sick and goddamn tired of getting moose knuckled by a bunch milk faced, apple rapping, mud suckling scarecrows.

by cackage mcpackage December 26, 2009

moose knuckles

A man's version of a camel toe. The result of wearing spandex, or pants that are way too tight--resulting in an unsightly bulge of his junk.

by Heather January 01, 2005

Dude, your jeans are so tight your moose knuckle is showing

by Johnny Z June 07, 2003

When a guy gets a wedgie between his balls and leg. Similar to a camel toe except for guys.

by D-Monkey February 27, 2018

The bump or bulge seen when a man wears tight pants.

"Is that a moose knuckle I see; or do you have a raisin in your pants?"

by the dude1963 April 20, 2013

When your pants are too tight and your testicles bulge out in a clearly obvious way.

Omg did you see Ben's moose knuckles on last night's episode of Family Feud? Those things were fucking massive! How'd he even get those pants on?

by Ben's Moose Knuckles September 25, 2020

Male version of a camel toe; nad splitter ; testicle wedgie.

Damn, did you see the moose knuckle on that old geezer? If his pants weren't hiked up to his armpits them nads would be dragging the dirt.

by ryder69 October 11, 2014