Mooglets are small shiny canisters that spawn around summoner's rift in the MOBA game League of Legends. These small canisters are normally called 'Chimes' and contain the base life force of the universe within them that empower the champion 'Bard' who is the caretaker of the universe.

Legends have it that for the best bard player in the world, they spawn as 'Mooglets' and not 'Chimes'. Nobody has seen this player yet, but they are out there.

'I will die for that mooglet!'
'It's a chime for you, idiot.'
'One day... One day.'

OR

'I need dis mooglet for mana'

mooglet by TayD August 9, 2016

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Fozzie Moopet

An ungodly sex act that involves rubbing dead animal skins (usually domestic pets) on someones body in order to slowly degrade their skin and sense of self worth. Is best performed when all participants are watching the Muppets. The Dark Crystal is also acceptable

I just had a Fozzie Moopet. I hate my life now because I spend so much time at my dermatologist's office.

Fozzie Moopet by DrBird February 18, 2017

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Moolette

The game everyone in the office plays monday morning when making a coffee...smooth or chunky milk..

Mixture of the words Moo and roulette in case that needs explaining....

FFS, i just lost three rounds of moolette and the last one was green...so I was sick in the sink

Moolette by PoorLumpyPony_is_my_name August 18, 2008

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moople

Used affectionately when some one does something silly

Ah, as if u done that you moople!

moople by teresa November 24, 2004

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