A total beast, usually has long thick sideburns that follow down to the bottom of his ears. He also has amazing abilities to troll anyone whenever he wants staying subtle. He is also nicknamed Jacob for his aboriginal appearance and his tendancy to transform into a werewolf at command. Nothing can stand in Moontahan's path. He is bestial capabilities and appearance is unmistakable for the most fierce of creatures. Moontahan also enjoys playing tennis. He has an incredibly bulky build which he attracts other male looking females. Moontahan's favourite type of girls are Pink's and Jigglers. Moontahan's nickname, Jacob originated from his favourite movie, Twilight. He has read every book and watched every movie concerning werewolves beating vampires relentlessly. He has an incredible hate for vampires but is sexually turned on in the case of werewolves. He occasionally participates in acts of beastiality when the opportunity presents itself.

Yo, did you see that guy? He totally went Moontahan on them

Yo, that guy totally has Moontahan sideburns.

Yo, that guy's an aboriginal he's a Moontahan

Moontahan by Ill C September 30, 2011

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MoonTail

That pesky, yet satisfying, strand of hair that mysteriously sprouts out of your anus. You don’t know how it got there but you just love slowly easing it out, awaiting that tickling sensation that sends a chill through your body.

Sally was sat, legs dangling over the toilet, when she noticed the moontail hiding between her cheeks. She removed it slowly and carefully , savouring every moment and praying that her next moontail would come soon.

MoonTail by SJ shaggers August 4, 2018

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moontain

it is a rare type of mountain that is located in the moon (not limited to the Earth's moon),rumour has it that Neil Armstrong once resided in this special moontain. Other derivatives of this fantastical word includes luntagne in French and luntaña for Spanish speaking moontaineers.

Charlie lets go to the candy moontain!!
or
Charlie nous allons à la luntagne de bonbons!!
or
Charlie vamos a ir a la luntaña de dulces!!

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cessation of the moontimes

when the female types stop getting the moontimes, aka MENOPAUZ

my mom really has been sassy recently, probably due to the cessation of the moontimes.

cessation of the moontimes by Bill McGassy October 6, 2008

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Moontaha

Don't get surprised if you ask someone to name a bird and they reply, "Moontaha." Extremely sweet all the time who occasionally packs a punch with a force of 5.5N

Oh, look, I wish I could fly like Moontaha!

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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