An elusive variation of the sasquatch with slightly more human features that, when threatened, bends down and evacuates his bowels into his hands than furiously claps with the excrement still in hands.
"did you see that, it was the elusive moonkeey man. he seems to be coming over here.... wait, does he have sh*t in his hands! Wait whats he doing? ...... AAAaAAAAAaAaaaaAAAaAAAaAaA."
A moonkey is a monkey specialy bread on the dark side of the moon who has lazer beems and night vision. They can also fly and speak 13 diff languages including 4 diff types of english. They are telepathic
"like thats a totaly awsom MOONKEY u got there he just like choped that dutchmans head off with his lazer beem"
A more superiordefinition of the term sex. Can be used as a cover up term for it. The term you would want to use rather then saying sex. The term sex is so 2019.
Sentence:
Friends: Hey rob would you moonkey Marino after a long trip home.
Rob: only after a couple of drinks so I won’t remember
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.