Mooncart

A simple person who follows stupid ideas or instructions. Old English term for the cart used by a village idiot to collect the reflection of the rays of moonlight that are visible in ponds, streams and lakes. The rays were believed to be collectible as they were made of shards of silver.

That mooncart has blown all his wages on scratch cards and lottery tickets again.

by mjw737 June 10, 2017

Mooncat

An absolute space cadet of the highest degree, a good person to study to see how fucked up life can be for some.

See yon boy over there making fun of the disabled people behind their backs? He's a Mooncat.

by Rambos3rdcousinremoved. November 11, 2009

Mooncat

Someone who spends every waking hour staring into middle distance space, expressionless, mouth wide open, dumbfounded by the world happening around them, but in which they play no part! Like a little cat staring at the moon at night in wonder..... get it. Like a little cat staring at the moon at night in wonder..... get it.

She's an absolute Mooncat. Doesn't have a clue what's going on!

by Educatingtheworld January 22, 2014

moonfart

Noun. A particularly flighty and flaky space cadet in a long and lonely orbit, free of substance and merit. A common moonfart trait is delivering intensely bitchy comments in a soothing, vacant tone; also deflecting all blame and responsibility in the same zombie-guru monotone.

Guy1: Man, if she put as much effort into her work as she does trying to lead the office in meditation, she might keep her job.

Guy2: What else do you expect of moonfart?

by Langdon Auger July 13, 2009

Mooncat

A person who eats his dog's poop for breakfast. If he doesn't eat dog poop at least two times a day he eats his wife's poop. He bathes in poop, has poop smelling cologne, he even brushes his teeth with pooppaste.

Look, Mooncat is eating his dog's shit again.

Lock the bathroom door if there is ever a Mooncat around.

Mooncat loves fresh turds straight from the butthole, sometimes he catches them in his mouth instead of bagging them up for later.

by GLOUBES July 24, 2010

Mooncat

1. the term for a shaven pubic area.
2. an ugly cat.

'yeah, so i fucked this one chick with a mooncat...looked like she was six years old.'

by SentinelDeMilo April 8, 2005

mooncar

when a penis and testicles are drawn in a certain way they look like a mooncar.

i have a big mooncar

by Anonymous October 6, 2003