Definitions by mjw737
Manchild’s brown treacle
Manchild’s brown treacle by mjw737 February 18, 2024
Calvert Rashford
A Sunday league striker who continually starts games but more often than not misses sitters. Ends with a single figure goal total every season.
He was through one on one with the keeper, went round him but missed an open goal. He’s a real Calvert Rashford.
Calvert Rashford by mjw737 February 18, 2024
Game management
The practice of time wasting, diving and general cheating employed by footballers in the closing stages of a match.
Game management by mjw737 December 12, 2021
ladynail
The longer than normal fingernail that is specifically grown by grubby street urchins for picking their nose or to scoop up cocaine before it is snorted.
His ladynail was a sight to behold. It deftly scooped up the white powder from the table like a miniature digger truck and lazily manoeuvred it to his ravenous nostril.
Mooncart
A simple person who follows stupid ideas or instructions. Old English term for the cart used by a village idiot to collect the reflection of the rays of moonlight that are visible in ponds, streams and lakes. The rays were believed to be collectible as they were made of shards of silver.