3 definitions by mjw737
The practice of time wasting, diving and general cheating employed by footballers in the closing stages of a match.
by mjw737 December 12, 2021
A simple person who follows stupid ideas or instructions. Old English term for the cart used by a village idiot to collect the reflection of the rays of moonlight that are visible in ponds, streams and lakes. The rays were believed to be collectible as they were made of shards of silver.
by mjw737 June 10, 2017
The longer than normal fingernail that is specifically grown by grubby street urchins for picking their nose or to scoop up cocaine before it is snorted.
His ladynail was a sight to behold. It deftly scooped up the white powder from the table like a miniature digger truck and lazily manoeuvred it to his ravenous nostril.
by mjw737 November 25, 2021