Definitions by mjw737

Manchild’s brown treacle

Heroin

He’s smashed out of his face on manchild’s brown treacle.

Manchild’s brown treacle by mjw737 February 18, 2024

Calvert Rashford 

A Sunday league striker who continually starts games but more often than not misses sitters. Ends with a single figure goal total every season.

He was through one on one with the keeper, went round him but missed an open goal. He’s a real Calvert Rashford.

Calvert Rashford by mjw737 February 18, 2024

Game management

The practice of time wasting, diving and general cheating employed by footballers in the closing stages of a match.

They’ve gone 1-0 up with 10 minutes to go. It’s all about the game management now.

Game management by mjw737 December 12, 2021

ladynail 

The longer than normal fingernail that is specifically grown by grubby street urchins for picking their nose or to scoop up cocaine before it is snorted.

His ladynail was a sight to behold. It deftly scooped up the white powder from the table like a miniature digger truck and lazily manoeuvred it to his ravenous nostril.

ladynail by mjw737 November 25, 2021

Mooncart 

A simple person who follows stupid ideas or instructions. Old English term for the cart used by a village idiot to collect the reflection of the rays of moonlight that are visible in ponds, streams and lakes. The rays were believed to be collectible as they were made of shards of silver.

That mooncart has blown all his wages on scratch cards and lottery tickets again.

Mooncart by mjw737 June 10, 2017