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Mooelcher 

A mooelcher is a combination moocher (someone who is continously sponging and living off friends) and welcher (someone who routinely reneges on debts, especially debts owed on bets or wagers they just lost).

Properly pronounced the moo - is empashized much like a cow mooing as in "mooooooelcher!"
George rescheduled that dinner he owes us again. And then he hit me up for a cigarette even though he 'quit' smoking. What a moooooelcher!

The motherfuckin mooelcher just told me to add the twenty bucks he owes me for the Patriot game to the hundred he borrowed last week!
Mooelcher by Ivan Drakic June 20, 2009
Related Words

Mooey Porn 

A luscious meadow, upon which a cow could only dream of chewing cud
They say grass is greener on the otherside but this is straight up mooey porn
Mooey Porn by Blow Darter February 24, 2020
The correct definition for this being the (Cockney) slang for face.
He got a punch right in the mooey, the cheeky...

also Taken from the film Nil by Mouth (1997)

"Never stopped him going to the pub, though. No, he was well enough to do that. Now, one day, right, he's staggering across the pub pissed from the night before. He's gone over, crunch, right on his mooey, like a fucking ironing board. His hooter's around here, his railings all over the fucking place."
mooey by stuntedmonk April 16, 2007

mooey cra 

You would say this when you feel shocked or didn't know osmething was coming.
Did that seriously just happen? Mooey Cra
mooey cra by Ben Marksberry February 9, 2005
The act of being someone that moos
Alex Cassie and Jaime were technically and officially mooers after consistently mooing at the cows across the feild.
Mooer by Jaime August 25, 2004
The 'tarded way to say 'cow'. (See 'tard)
Mooers live on farms.
Mooer by JulieandLauren March 31, 2004