20 definition by Jaime

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Someone who turns something unimportant into a major deal. Someone who blows things way out of proportion when ever the chance is given.
"Oh my god! You copied that without giving the other person credit! That is just mean. You're horrible, don't talk to me. Im gonna go tell everyone what a cruel person you are just so they will pay attention to me and think im cool."
by Jaime December 16, 2004

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Sexually Transmitted Disease. Anyone can get one, even virgins. Most common STDs are passed through skin contact, saliva, breast milk, & bodily fluids. You don't have to be a "nasty slut" to get an STD. It only takes 1 sexual experience...or with Herpes, alls you have to do is touch someone who has the virus on their skin at that point and area.
"I contracted an STD from my husband, who cheated on me with a 15 year old."
by Jaime December 17, 2004

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Oh my gosh! I fucking hate Paris fucking Hilton!! Talk about a talentless whore! We wouldn’t even know who the hell she was if she wasn’t such a fucking whore! She can’t act, sing or do shit, she just stands there with her hand on her hip and smiles and gets money for it! I hate that bitch!!!
she is an over spoilt ,Dumb blonde who should rot in hell
by jaime February 04, 2005

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A gooter is a womans external genitalia
pussy, fanny, gee
by jaime December 17, 2003

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The most dangerous bird on earth. Has large dinosaur-like feet and a large plate growing out of the top of it's head. Blue neck and black bodied.
A cassowary can jump 5 feet straight up!
by Jaime September 17, 2003

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The very musically and entertaininly talented lead singer of the band, Strawberries. He started the band originally in Salem, Oregon... playing many local shows, and slowly but surely aqquiring more and more devoted fans.
Did you see Tom Farmer's band's show the other day? They're called Strawberries and they rock the socks off anyone that has a chance to listen.
by Jaime August 25, 2004

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The act of being someone that moos
Alex Cassie and Jaime were technically and officially mooers after consistently mooing at the cows across the feild.
by Jaime August 25, 2004

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