‘Moonlester’ is a term used to describe a person who has a constant urge to mingle, touch and play with little children. If you have heard of a moonlester nearby, we suggest you run

Child: “I think I hear a moonlester!”
Parent: “Here is plane tickets to Cuba…… Go”

Moonlester by Fail. E December 1, 2021

Abel Moodle

The worst fucking website that teachers will make you use. Your teachers will hold you accountable to every late assignment and unfinished homework. Imagine that friend you sort of know but never really talk to. He can be pretty helpful at times but he's a fucking snitch.

Shit i forgot to do my science homework cuz i pulled an all nighter for my history presentation~ student
Well too fucking bad, you should've checked the moodle ~ science teacher
fuck abel moodle

Abel Moodle by mr.doig June 1, 2013

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mootles

Another name for moot, founder of 4chan.

I love you mootles.

mootles by mootles102910291029 August 8, 2009

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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