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monte girls 

Of extreme superior and magnificent quality. One off rarity. Transcends human pittance. Speaks like a saint, acts like a God. Of highest moral importance. Pure quality, as compared with the likes of Loretto and Wenona.
Person a: Wow! That girls damn fine
Person b: Na man she's a Loretto
(Person a runs far, far away and can be seen on the horizon)
Person a (shouts out):Man, here comes some Monte girls! Look at that angelic glow.
(person b sprints back)
Person b: Sweet as! Boo yah!
monte girls by Monte is da best December 4, 2005
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Slap Ass Month (girls) 

Slap Ass Month is a holiday that takes place all throughout the month of October where girls slap boys asses in retaliation to the boys slapping the girls

Monte girl 

An offensive slang used against a breed of zombies. Monte girls are not born but rather initiated into a “school” where they are brainwashed into believing they are superior than all others. This makes monte girls extremely arrogant, entitled and most of all… dangerous.
1: “Is that a Monte girl?”
2: “No thats a brain eating zombie.”
1: “Aren’t they the same thing?”
Monte girl by AntivaxDad8562 November 25, 2021

Don’t confuse the girls month

Guys are random snapping girls, and starts to worry about everything and every time. SIMP
Don’t confuse the girls month it’s basic, just tell her why you are snapping her and why you are worried.

National rub a girls leg month 

National rub a girls leg month
National rub a girls leg month, you have to rub a girls leg unexpectedly in the month of October

Birthday month girl 

The girl whose birthday is being celebrated for the month leading up to her birthday. Everyday she receives something in the mail for her birthday. From postcards to sealed cards to wrapped packages.
"What's with the cool stuff you're getting in the mail?"
"I'm the birthday month girl."

"What's her deal?"
"She's the birthday month girl."
"Oh. So she's special."
"There's no talking to her."
Birthday month girl by Mr Special November 2, 2018

National hug a girl month 

Hug any girl to make her feel happy
National hug a girl month is when you can hug any Girl taken or not just make girls feel happy
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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