monster shlong

(noun).
a large penis extending horizontally outward from the body for an abnormally long distance.
Sarah: my monster shlong is so big it could knight someone.
Carol: well my monster shlong is so big it could besiege a castle.
by sarah and Carol January 01, 2021
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When your penis is extremely enormous soft
Dang my man jimmy has a monster shlong!!!
by Masturbationmaster69 November 06, 2017
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Monster Shlong

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick
Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong
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The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick
Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong
by Idekimfucked December 14, 2021
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