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monster meat 

A male with extremely abnormal sized penis.
OMG B-Rad u gotz dat MONSTER MEAT!

Sal got dat baby meat but Isiah monster meat GURRLL!
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Monster Meat 

One's large male reproductive organ.
Yo, look at Derek's monster meat!

Monster Meat Missile 

She could barely crawl unto his Monster Meat Missile. The thing was so large. Her vagina lips were stretched to the limits.

strangling the disobedient meat monster 

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.

strangling the disobedient meat monster 

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster

Meat Monster 

The type of girl who wants some "man meat" so bad that she will do anything for it. A meat monster stops at nothing to get hard cock as soon as possible.
Mitch: "Yo Zack check out that girl, she looks like she is begging to get fucked"
Zack: "That is a true meat monster, and I'm gonna give it to her!"
Meat Monster by King Bossman March 25, 2010

meatball monster 

A guy that is so jacked that his muscles refrain him from placing his arms at his sides. They often can be seen in groups at the gym where they lift together and flex in front of the mirrors. Their massive size can be very intimidating, especially for normal sized men.
Yesterday I was at the gym when a meatball monster threw a dumbbell through the ceiling.
meatball monster by Robby Fresh April 11, 2008
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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