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D MONSTER 

A dwarfed human who catches a new terminal disease every couple of days and therefore seeing a D Monster on a school premise is rarer than sighting a wild Tasmanian tiger. He also has a very primal vocabulary most commonly consisting of a few aphorisms. For example, "You win some you lose some" and "it is what it is," although it is sometimes difficult to identify these phrases due to the D Monster's debilitating lisp. "Something in the wayyyy".
"Look who it is, a D MONSTER (DEEEEEE MONSTAHHH)!!!!!"
D MONSTER by StainyStench November 9, 2022

Monster Docked

Originating from the term dock and docking monster docked is when a similar act is performed but instead of the foreskin being used, the recipient receives the penis of another man through the japs eye.
Man you should of seen it Dion was getting intimate with Chucky, his penis is that small he was monster docked.. Dion must be 3 inches when it’s rock solid...
Monster Docked by Dirk Rictor2 August 1, 2019

Monster Dancing

Slang for grinding, often used at frat parties. See: grinding
Fratboy A: Hey, did you see Jewfro Monster Dancing with that blonde chick?
Monster Dancing by Robot Jefferson September 29, 2010

monster dump 

a giant shit, a big poop, a humongous dookie, a large BM
"Sorry, I can't talk right now. I gotta go take a monster dump."
monster dump by PoshFrosh February 8, 2008

Monster Dick 

a really really really big penis 10 inch +
i have a huge monster dick
Monster Dick by Nneverland August 20, 2008

Monster Dunk 

When any person at any height jumps over three feet in the air, dunks with two hands and bends the rim down so hard that it causes the whole basket to shake and possibly the backboard to shatter.
Shaq did a Monster Dunk it so hard that he brought the whole basket down and destroyed it
Monster Dunk by sexmachine32 October 24, 2010