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monorea

A rare disease! It's when a person has a mix between mono and Gonorea! Don't get it! ABSTINANCE is the key! :)
Girl goes to doctor.
Doctor says: ma'am it seems like you have mono... and gonorea... you have MONOREA!!!!! Sucks to suck!
Girl says: Yes, it does suck to suck...
THE END
by THE ONE TRUE SPIDERMAN November 8, 2012
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Monoral

An underrated kickass band that's poorly know of outside of Japan, despite all their songs being sung in english.

They made a song for a popular underground anime called Ergo Proxy, titled: Kiri

The band consists of Anis Shimada and Ali Morizumi
Person A: Monoral knows their shit!

Person B: 'The fuck is Monoral??

Person A: SHAME ON YOU!!
by LodeSword July 28, 2010
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Full Montreal

When a chick either wants to break up or has a crush on you but don't want to do anything about it so decides to be an annoying bitch and runs her own mind games.
Friend: "Bro, I think your GF wants to break up with you"
You: "She told my boy Mitchel she wants my D"
Friend: "Bro, they barely know each other"
You: "I think shes going Full Montreal on me"
by SwagerJager September 4, 2014
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Montreal tickle

The act of using your toes to tickle a vagina while receiving a blow job
Mike was jacking off in the corner to ryan giving the ole' Montreal tickle to that hooker
by Iwashardcoreonce March 1, 2019
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montreal

Montreal is a wonderful city full of action and a great history.

Although Montreal's sucess is fairly recent, the city has been alive for hundreds of years. It's been THE place in Quebec everybody wants to visit.

The action in Montreal is absolutely unbelievable. You could visit Montreal for a few days and feel like you've lived a totally different life while spending your time there.

Probably the only city in the province of Quebec to hold as many subcultures and different lifestyles.

The Arts and Media are highly developed there, too. Fashion and Art shows, great musicians, television shows, comedians.

The Montreal Jazz Festival is probably the city's biggest event of all time. Every year, hundreds(if not thousands) of musicians from all over the world travel to perform, or to watch. It's not just Jazz music, it's always very diverse. I strongly recommand it.

And as for the party times of Montreal, well, y'know the reputation.
Sex drugs and rock n roll.
Don't forget the clubs
Goth, Metal, Punk, House and RnB, They have all the types of clubs.

Drinking age : 18 Years
People drink : In parks.
Cops : Too drunk to notice.
Kid #1 : I just got back from Montreal!
Kid #2 : No wonder your hair is now green
by Urban Dictionary February 25, 2005
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Moorea

A girl as unique as her name. Shy but opens up once you get to know her, beautiful once you really see her, falls in love easily.
That Moorea is really someone. Too bad she doesn't realize it.
by chocolatemnms November 7, 2010
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Midnight Monorail

To poop in another's butt and then have that person poop it back into your butt, poopetually.
Cindy and I took a ride on the Midnight Monorail last night, and I ain't talkin' about at Disneyland.
by Twink13 March 29, 2009
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