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Monokel is a type of man who you can vouch for every single day. He's the one who will get your hand and guide you through your entire life, in every step you take. Monokel is just AWESOME! His wisdom is unlimited, what a great guy to have by your side.
Friend 1: Bro.. i don't know what to do with my life
Friend 2: Man don't worry, i got you. I'm a monokel
monokel by Shruke November 9, 2020
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persisches Monokel 

Der ausführende Partner führt sein Auge an die Brust des empfangenden Partners,
dort verharrt der ausführende Partner bis ausreichend Befriedigung verspürt wird,

dann kann gewechselt werden.

Es ist erlaubt das linke Auge an die rechte Brust und das rechte Auge an die linke

Brust zu führen, auch gleichzeitig.
Nach dem persisches Monokel war die Alte feddich.
persisches Monokel by ALOV April 13, 2020

persische Monokel 

Der ausführende Partner führt ein Auge an die Brust des empfangenden Partners,

und verweilt dort, bis beide befriedigt sind.

Es ist erlaubt, das linke Auge an die rechte Brust zu führen ebenso wie das rechte Auge an die linke Brust,

auch gleichzeitig ist möglich, falls möglich (persisches Binokel).
Durch das persische Monokel kamen wir beide zum Höhepunkt
persische Monokel by ONKEL ALOV April 15, 2020

Monocelebprick 

Monocelebprick

A very insulting term for a bloke trying and failing to make himself look like one specfic celebrity.
Example: "Your never look anything like Brad Pitt, no mater what you do, your just an f**king useless monocelebprick"
Monocelebprick by Peter Glum September 20, 2007

Monocelebpic 

Monocelebpic

An insulting term for a thick person obsesses by photographs, film and video of one celebrity, who they try a look and act like.

Example: "That Chanelle from Big Brother is a monocelebpic copy of that Poshspice bird"
Monocelebpic by Peter Glum September 20, 2007

monkeland 

Monkeland, a place where people can return to monke. We have King Monke. Pew and Ponki, the hands of the king.
Royal the faithful admin.
King Doggo the fart addicted person.
Our Simpanzee who simps over everyone. Sub to his YT.
Join monkeland. Be Monke.
Hey! Did you return to monke yet?
No, but I want to.
Then come to monkeland where people return to monke!
monkeland by monkeland April 29, 2021
M-aw-n-Kuh-L
M-o-n-k-e-l
Yeah just know that this is a brave young man with the wit of a god. He is also the strongest and most amazing friend anyone would ask for! His woman will be known to be the best woman that he ever has!
Yo, Monkel is actually the coolest homie to have!
Monkel by B o n k e l October 13, 2017
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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