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a group of hot sexah girls who scream like apes and have fun where ever they go ;D

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names usually: Val,Jen,Sam,Sammie,Steph,Suzanne,Liss,
Keisha
guy 1.DAYM did you see those sexy monkitas?

guy2. Yeah i heard they make you scream like apes. daym i wanna make them scream !!
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Only Monkia

Just Monkia

Monkia is a Female Character in the game Doki Doki literature Club,Monkia is mostly know as being a meme that relate to her three other friends Yuri,Natsuki and Sayori.Monkia is one of the main characters in Doki Doki Literature Club and she is know as the villain in this game
"Just Monkia"
"Fucking monkiammmmmmmmmmmmm"
Monkia by Mmmmm77 March 8, 2018
Related Words
monkita • Monita • mokita • Monkia • monkifan • Monkina • monkit • Monkitis • Monkito • monktail
A spear wielding monkey type thing from the game Savage.
You stupid Monkit!!!
monkit by Josh January 7, 2004
A highly spirited persons are Monita

Very caring and extremely lovable

One who is magnificent in all they touch

A very magnanimous person
(you have been touched by a Monita)
(I am a Monita)
(i feel so wonderfully Monita today)
(I see clarity just like a Monita)
Monita by your lovley February 25, 2010
Someone that acts like an ape when get's annoyed by their bf or gf.

Makes bonobo and chimpanzee noises while annoyed.
Neves: What have I done now? Why are u being a monkito?
Raul (while being clearly annoyed at Neves): Nah I'm not, nothing's wrong

Neves: Sure, whatever
Monkito by woodlane March 2, 2018
a New Guinea word meaning
"a truth everybody knows but nobody speaks"
She stopped typing and looked up from the keyboard.
What was it he said about "it ain't ever easy playin' the devil's advocate"?
Doesen't matter.
Because after everything that's happened over the last two years and how everything has turned out...she couldn't shake the feeling that there's a rightness in all of this that she could not describe.
There it is and there it was.
But yet, there's an underlying
'something'...like we are all involved in a mokita.
And sometimes she's still in awe of it all.
mokita by veronica January 26, 2007

monktard 

To be so retarded that one appears Monkey like. Often used as an insult.
"You are a fuckin' monktard!"
monktard by RandyFishcake March 3, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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