monkeys balls

i be dragging these big booty balls on the floor.

i think my dog suffers for monkeys balls.

by malcom dick August 30, 2023

Sucks Monkeys Balls

something being so bad that it sucks monkeys balls

jill: my boyfriend dumped me

Janet: that sucks monkeys balls

John: I lost my job

Jack: that sucks monkeys balls

that guy/girl sucks monkeys balls

by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010

garlic butter croissant monkey balls

Someone who really likes garlic butter however, would like it to be in a form of a meatball made from monkey bread.
That's very intellectual as it really tells us about the political state of the world right now.

Person1: What do you think about the political state of the world right now?
Person2: Garlic Butter Croissant Monkey Balls.

by lucaca May 6, 2022

jesus christ monkey balls

term used by officer harris of south park

jesus christ monkey balls that man isnt black, i cant believe i almost framed an innocent rich guy who isnt black!

by tj tomorrow March 7, 2007

big fat monkey balls

When you need to get out of a conversation in the best way possible

Guy: hey wanna go talk about what happened on June 16th 2012?

Guy 2: big fat monkey balls (walks away)

by A huge fucking idiot October 16, 2022

monkey balls

1. something stinks - not necessarily from a stench

1. Man AC/DC sucks monkey balls
2. Getting caught smelling your aunts panties sucks monkey balls
3. Whoever came up with the slang ACCA DACCA sucks money balls
4. Laguna Beach sucks monkey balls

by MAX GARCIA September 18, 2008

Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls

A food staple in Wyoming usually enjoyed after a session of Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah for a long period of time

Damn those Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls were so good I decided to Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah my friend

by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022