Definitions by YeahIWentThere

Sucks Monkeys Balls 

something being so bad that it sucks monkeys balls

jill: my boyfriend dumped me

Janet: that sucks monkeys balls

John: I lost my job

Jack: that sucks monkeys balls

that guy/girl sucks monkeys balls

Sucks Monkeys Balls by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010

Toad Fuck 

To fuck ugly people

Jim: Sean had a 'Toad Fuck last night

Jack: yeah he that girl was ugly.

Toad Fuck by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010

Toad Fucker 

To fuck ugly people on a regular basis

To go out of your way to fuck ugly people.

Janet: Oh my god, she is such a toad fucker, she loves fucking ugly people

Jean: yeah seriously she is a toad fucker, did u see the state of him?

Jack: Sean you are a toad fucker, that girl was minging

Sean:I love fucking ugly girls they do more

Toad Fucker by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010