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monkeyknuckle 

look at that bitches monkeyknuckle!!!
monkeyknuckle by mike! June 6, 2004
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monkeyKnuckle 

Underage girls muffs. I.e. those little girls you cant quite play with yet
Example 1
Yo I'm gonna die if someone on live pd gets arrested for 3rd degree monkeyKnuckling
Example 2
Hey that girls hot but I dont wanna get caught playin with that monkeyKnuckle
monkeyKnuckle by OlGeorgeJefferson September 24, 2019

The Monkey Knuckle 

When you hit some on the head, with your hand in the way a monkey walks on it's hands.
Michael Kyle: "When Calvin gets here...I'll use THE MONKEY KNUCKLE!"
Junior: "The what?"
Micheal: "THE MONKEY KNUCKLE! you know...(bops Juniors head with the Monkey Knuckle)
The Monkey Knuckle by Jedi_Master October 20, 2008

Monkey Knuckle 

When fisting someone's anus, and you pull your fist out covered in poop.
I can't believe they didn't clean themselves enough to prevent me from getting monkey knuckles.
Monkey Knuckle by unrealism September 5, 2021

Monkey Knuckle 

1. Buldge made by skin-tight underwear.
2. Showing of male goods with tight pants or shorts worn around lower chest.
3. Male version of camel toe.
see also: snake and eggs
That homo on his skates was showing his monkey knuckle.
Monkey Knuckle by Mo.D. September 14, 2004

monkey knuckle 

In a fight, hitting somebody with combo after combo or hitting your oponent from all sides; on the head, in the gut, behind them, ect.

When a monkey fights they wild out hitting you any way they can
He got knocked out after getting hit with that monkey knuckle. You can't block the monkey knuckle.
monkey knuckle by MiC Check December 28, 2005

monkey knuckle 

Like a camel toe but much smaller often referred to as a shetland vagina
Did you see her monkey knuckle? It was the smallest vagina I've ever seen.
monkey knuckle by lunchbox#1 July 13, 2012
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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