monkey monster 

a heaping load of crap that expells suddenly when one is extremely startled.

the midget made mike myers make monkey monsters when he looked down to see such a tiny person.

monkey monster by FART KING AND THE GASSY MINION March 29, 2009

Hoboken hairy monkey monster

A legand in Harrison high school new jersey. mostly known as a girl who's face contains much pubic hair, and has severe herpies sores and hemeroids of the mouth and/or asshole. bears a striking resemblence to a wet sewre rat or monkey hence the name, she will gobble your penis with her fingers or dirty moneky claws that have been dipped in her anus and many of her victoms anuses for years. Mostly seen wearing overalls, barefoot, and climbing trees. Signs of this beast approaching: a foul oder, vommitting, chronic Diahhrrea. it learks behind quick check inn the crown bank dumpster.

HOLY SHIT!!! I HAVE DIAHHREA!!! IT MUST BE THE HOBOKEN HAIRY MONKEY MONSTER!!! Quick, throw a crack covered dounut at that bitch! Quickly, throw a comb nd purple hair extensions and pubes!!

Hoboken hairy monkey monster by Darius, Iago, Jessie June 11, 2008

money monster 

someone who is really cool, rich and has lots of drip.

Person 1: Hey bro look at this chain!

Person 2: Dude! With that you’d look like a total money monster!

money monster by bruhbutton420 August 18, 2019

Money monster 

Women who use men

Think twice about her, she's a money monster

Money monster by Acwao32 October 17, 2018

monster money 

The two dollars and fifty cents you save just to buy a monster (the energy drink that is).

Jp-"Gah! I only have $1.50...Damnit!"
Molly-"Nah dont worry I got monster money"
Jp-"yay!"

monster money by mermaidadelaide August 5, 2009