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Monkey Salad 

Stomping around in a bucket of human feces, waving your arms in the air, and proceeding to eat the feces
Smith made some banger Monkey Salad yesterday!
Monkey Salad by Big Cheeser 2000 September 7, 2022

Monkey Salad 

When you shuv a banana up you ass and clinch your ass cheeks together and someone eats it.
guy: Hey baby wanna eat some monkey salad
girl: Oh hell yea nigga im black
Monkey Salad by jackisreal March 11, 2011

salt monkey 

A dirty Caribbean, isn't a person, should die , only lives on the coast, constantly covered in sand or dirt
Jack sparrow is a salt monkey
salt monkey by Pbdjakfbdkd December 13, 2022

Salted Monkey 

An Individual with an Obsessive Urge to visit places near or be on the Global Ocean.
The Salted Monkey is always at the Beach Bar or on his Boat

Salvadoran screaming monkey flu 

In native El Salvador there is many diseases, one of which is the infamous Salvadoran screaming monkey flu. It is known to induce rampant seminal discharge and hormone difficulties, it is estimated that one out of 6 people catch it at some point in their lifetime
I just got Salvadoran screaming monkey flu, darn

smoked salmon and monkey poo 

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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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