monkey jew
monkey jew by Billcheese1 November 27, 2009
Monkey Jew Cunt
Adjective from the Sheffield dialect.
Someone who refuses to go to Corporation on a monday night claiming illness as an excuse.
Can be abbreviated to "mjc".
Someone who refuses to go to Corporation on a monday night claiming illness as an excuse.
Can be abbreviated to "mjc".
1: u coming to corp
2: no feel ill
1: u absolute loser
2: shut up corps dirty vodka on a bad stomach is just suicide
1: no its not, you monkey jew cunt
2: no feel ill
1: u absolute loser
2: shut up corps dirty vodka on a bad stomach is just suicide
1: no its not, you monkey jew cunt
Monkey Jew Cunt by N Dynamite May 3, 2010
Related Words
Jew Monkey
(N.) Someone or something that is a complete ass.
(Adj.) Someone or something that pissing you off.
(V.) The act of being a complete douche bag.
(Adj.) Someone or something that pissing you off.
(V.) The act of being a complete douche bag.
Jew Monkey by Pwn Sauce October 21, 2010
Jew money
Jew money by REBECCAslut October 8, 2006
money grabbing jew shyster
A term used to describe someone who is cheap. Derived from the stereotype that Jews are cheap.
Can be heard used as a derogatory term in the movie "Pretty Persuasion", where Evan Rachel Woods' character insults a Jewish classmate.
"At least my dad's not a money grabbing Jew shyster!
Can be heard used as a derogatory term in the movie "Pretty Persuasion", where Evan Rachel Woods' character insults a Jewish classmate.
"At least my dad's not a money grabbing Jew shyster!
Jack is such a money grabbing jew shyster! He just got that big raise and I make minimum wage but he still refuses to spend $10 to take me to a movie!
money grabbing jew shyster by LaLaLane December 13, 2007
quick as a jew dropping money
quick as a jew dropping money by pop November 21, 2004
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