monkey humper 

A man or woman who only has sex with ugly people.

Jamie is such a monkey humper

monkey humper by BegE Shorty April 14, 2009

Purple Flying Monkey Humper 

Someone who fornicates with purple flying monkeys. That have orginated from a very bad acid trip.

Dude, I thought I was humping the fuck out of a purple flying monkey last night.

Purple Flying Monkey Humper

Purple Flying Monkey Humper by jacksalot July 12, 2009

humper monkey 

One who humps things for pleasure.

Joey is such a little humper monkey. Yesterday, I caught him humping the dog!

humper monkey by RatchetBoo August 4, 2003

Money humper 

Someone that dedicates all his time, power and free time into work. Just to gain more and more money but then in the end never spend it. These people usually end up all alone and never get happy in life.

My son is such a money humper... i just wish he would find himself a good girl!

Money humper by txotumiii January 4, 2023

monkeyhumper 

another term for any annoying wordemo/word kid.

Ewwww. You listen to Modest Mouse? You stupid monkeyhumper.

monkeyhumper by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003

monkeyhumper 

Monkeyhumpers are from the usually people infected with dysturbedstatic's disease. They have an alarming urge to have anal sex with monkeys. please see also:
queer
homo
buttfucker
and my favorite
rimjob

That monkeyhumper just doesn't know when to quit humping, does he? When they bleed you just have to give up.

monkeyhumper by michaellee33 April 5, 2005