monkey hold 

Doing it Doggy Style and put your whole hand in her ass and she clenched down and you can't pull your hand out.

I was riding her doggy style and she put the monkey hold on my hand and I couldn't get away.

monkey hold by Skipper Kelly May 10, 2018

suck monkeyhole 

*see monkeyhole

Used as a insult or a friendly come back.

It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.

*Literal translation for "suck monkeyhole": "You are such an asshole, whether it's intentional or not. For your own good, you should take a straw, shove it up a monkey's asshole, and suck real hard. Make sure you get as much shit as possible, because you're spitting so much out now that you may be running low on your shit-supply. I'm only telling you this because I love you."

bob: You are a motley fool.
girl: Suck monkeyhole!

suck monkeyhole by Pitoyable May 9, 2005

monkeyhole 

A monkey's asshole. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeybone
*see suck monkeyhole

Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom, your face, and monkeybone come backs.

bob: You are a motley fool.
girl: Suck monkeyhole!

(It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't actually attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.)

monkeyhole by Pitoyable May 9, 2005