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monkey bubble 

A small bump, generally on the top of the forearm caused by the muscle swelling from being hit. Can be given by a friend, or happen when you slam your arm into a door knob at full blast. Usually hurt, and only last for a few seconds.
I gave Jack a monkey bubble by punching him on the top of his forearm.
monkey bubble by cronix April 29, 2004

Monkey bubbles 

When a cuss word just would not be appropriate, a good conversation stopper, "Monkey Bubbles!", will cause your friends to pause.

Harmless replacement word for crude, harsh words like fuck, bullshit, asshole, etc.
Someone is telling just an unbelievable pack of lies. You recognize it as total bullshit, but you take the higher road, "Monkey Bubbles!".

John is at the annual family picnic. In front of granny, sweet aunt martha at the youngest cousins ages 3-7, something incredibly heavy hits his toes. "Monkey Bubbles!" It gives him something to scream out, yet still does not offend anyone in the party.
Monkey bubbles by the infamous lj December 15, 2010

monkey bumbles 

A monkey's naughty bits. The part of the monkey that you don't want to see.
That monkey was touching his monkey bumbles in front of the kids.

monkey bubble 

A phenomenon where, when a girl farts while sitting, the air travels forward between the legs, passes over or into the labial area (“monkey” being slang for vulva), and causes a sensation of bubbling or trapped air.
Girl, I farted in History class and it was total monkey bubble. You should’ve seen the condensation on the seat! I hope Tyler didn’t see, heehee!
monkey bubble by Shugafart69 June 9, 2025

bubble monkey 

a bubble monkey is a monkey made of things such as bubbles.
but not those bubbles you blow out of funny straw things from france, other bubbles.
i had a dream last night that i was walking round this crazy museum village where this bus came every minute packed full of people. i looked down and my really nice shoes were gone so i asked my friend if he could help me find them but he told me nobody ever finds their shoes in this village-this dream did not feature bubble monkeys.

monkey spunk bubble 

a phrase to be used instead of a load of swear word when you hurt your self ;)

or

whe some one wont do what you want
ouch MONKEY SPUNK BUBBLE

or

owhhh you monkey spunk bubble