cronix's definitions

monkey snack

A small portion of food usually consumed when high on drugs, or too busy to have an actual meal.

I usually eat multiple monkey snacks when I smoke drugs. Cheese sandwiches are the official snack of choice.

by cronix April 29, 2004

waitron

A waitress, or waitresses at a resturant or other food establishment.

Ask the Waitron for another soda.

by cronix April 29, 2004

monkey bubble

A small bump, generally on the top of the forearm caused by the muscle swelling from being hit. Can be given by a friend, or happen when you slam your arm into a door knob at full blast. Usually hurt, and only last for a few seconds.

I gave Jack a monkey bubble by punching him on the top of his forearm.

by cronix April 29, 2004

Slackass

Someone who slacks off at work.

Stop being a slackass, get back to work.

by cronix April 29, 2004

dub

Volkswagen. (VW, V-dub, Vee-Dub)

My dub is pretty fast.

by cronix April 29, 2004

Einfurschnowzen

An expression when surprised

"What the einfurschnowzen was that?!"

by CroniX January 13, 2004