Definitions by cronix

monkey snack

A small portion of food usually consumed when high on drugs, or too busy to have an actual meal.

I usually eat multiple monkey snacks when I smoke drugs. Cheese sandwiches are the official snack of choice.

monkey snack by cronix April 29, 2004

waitron 

A waitress, or waitresses at a resturant or other food establishment.

Ask the Waitron for another soda.

waitron by cronix April 29, 2004

Slackass 

Someone who slacks off at work.

Stop being a slackass, get back to work.

Slackass by cronix April 29, 2004

dub 

Volkswagen. (VW, V-dub, Vee-Dub)

My dub is pretty fast.

dub by cronix April 29, 2004

monkey bubble 

A small bump, generally on the top of the forearm caused by the muscle swelling from being hit. Can be given by a friend, or happen when you slam your arm into a door knob at full blast. Usually hurt, and only last for a few seconds.

I gave Jack a monkey bubble by punching him on the top of his forearm.

monkey bubble by cronix April 29, 2004

Einfurschnowzen 

An expression when surprised

"What the einfurschnowzen was that?!"

Einfurschnowzen by CroniX January 13, 2004