monkey snack

A small portion of food usually consumed when high on drugs, or too busy to have an actual meal.

I usually eat multiple monkey snacks when I smoke drugs. Cheese sandwiches are the official snack of choice.

by cronix April 30, 2004

Einfurschnowzen

An expression when surprised

"What the einfurschnowzen was that?!"

by CroniX January 13, 2004

monkey bubble

A small bump, generally on the top of the forearm caused by the muscle swelling from being hit. Can be given by a friend, or happen when you slam your arm into a door knob at full blast. Usually hurt, and only last for a few seconds.

I gave Jack a monkey bubble by punching him on the top of his forearm.

by cronix April 30, 2004

Slackass

Someone who slacks off at work.

Stop being a slackass, get back to work.

by cronix April 30, 2004

waitron

A waitress, or waitresses at a resturant or other food establishment.

Ask the Waitron for another soda.

by cronix April 30, 2004

dub

Volkswagen. (VW, V-dub, Vee-Dub)

My dub is pretty fast.

by cronix April 30, 2004