money stretch

A semi-covert stretch done by guys to separate their nutts from the side of their leg.

Man it was hot as balls out there. My nutts were stuck to the side of my legs so I had to hit that money stretch and get them off.

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donkey monkey stretch

The act of sexual dominance during copulation by Rob towards Gwen; hey guys 'I donkey monkey stretched Gwen last night' (high fives all round)

I'm not sure what I did with Gwen and her head phones, but we sure as hell had a donkey monkey stretch!

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Wasting money that you don't have.

Making it seem you are rich, but in reality you don't have much moeny

Yo Foolytoad, stop stretching money fool. We know your ass is broke.

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