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monkey status 

A god-like status, basically achieved when one is “him”. They have escaped the matrix and returned to monkey. Top Dog in goblin mode
Bro has achieved monkey status…he’s top dog
monkey status by augugu October 10, 2022

monkey status 

Dead. a state of lifelessness
yo son, i ran into gomez the other day. he was all trying to step, so i shot his ass and left the mother fucker monkey status in the street
monkey status by G-thong September 6, 2004

Monkey Status 

im not even in monkey status
Monkey Status by bdm.smile April 11, 2022

B-money-stats 

Fat tub of lard, typically unemployed yet justified by closing of Office Depot. Does not get to the gym much anymore, prob too busy being unemployed. Enjoys watching anime, occasionally some hentai porn. Huge dick doe.
"Going to the gym bop?"
"Na, I'm watching deleted scenes from Season 10 of Sailor Moon.
"Wow, typical B-money-stats!"
B-money-stats by Martinx94 May 5, 2016

mopeystatusiosis

When someone posts multiple mopey statuses on facebook in a row.
Sally has been posting lots of emo statuses on facebook these days. It's probably mopeystatusiosis.
mopeystatusiosis by Zamisk November 7, 2011
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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