money status

when you have lots of cash.

Yo i got that money status on lock kid.

money status by harnett March 20, 2009

monkey status 

A god-like status, basically achieved when one is “him”. They have escaped the matrix and returned to monkey. Top Dog in goblin mode

Bro has achieved monkey status…he’s top dog

monkey status by augugu October 10, 2022

monkey status 

Dead. a state of lifelessness

yo son, i ran into gomez the other day. he was all trying to step, so i shot his ass and left the mother fucker monkey status in the street

monkey status by G-thong September 6, 2004

Monkey Status 

minkey status

im not even in monkey status

Monkey Status by bdm.smile April 11, 2022

B-money-stats 

Fat tub of lard, typically unemployed yet justified by closing of Office Depot. Does not get to the gym much anymore, prob too busy being unemployed. Enjoys watching anime, occasionally some hentai porn. Huge dick doe.

"Going to the gym bop?"
"Na, I'm watching deleted scenes from Season 10 of Sailor Moon.
"Wow, typical B-money-stats!"

B-money-stats by Martinx94 May 5, 2016

mopeystatusiosis

When someone posts multiple mopey statuses on facebook in a row.

Sally has been posting lots of emo statuses on facebook these days. It's probably mopeystatusiosis.

mopeystatusiosis by Zamisk November 7, 2011