money poop

When you poop and do not have to wipe (You must wipe once to find this out)

It's so fast when you have a money poop because you don't have to wipe

by Jolley71717 October 31, 2013

poop money

the excess funds one accrues from having an insanely well paying job or rich family, which one then spends frivolously on goods and services.

"man, i'm so wasted. chase's poop money bought us so many drinks last."

"mr. jones shits money. he bought another rolls royce with his poop money."

by samwich man May 15, 2010

Monkey poop

Slang term for chewing tobacco.

Bill: Hey Willy, hand me my monkey poop so I can put some in my mouth.

Willy: Hell yeah bill. Here’s your monkey poop, I think I’ll eat some too!

by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020

monkey poop

1. Chewing tobacco
2. The art of chewing tobacco and or swallowing the spit.

Hey bro hand be that can of monkey poop.
Sure thing dude I’ll give you some of that monkey shit.

Or

Dude are you chewing that monkey poop again? Yeah I am why do you care? Well
You swallow it that makes you a shit eater! Get off my lawn monkey poop eater.

by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020

monkey poop

1. The feces a monkey exudes.
2. The feces your mom exudes.
3. The act of throwing feces at your nemesis, or simply someone who disagrees with you.

Boss: "You should work overtime this weekend."
Worker: {Poops in underwear.}
Boss: "What is that smell?"
Worker: {Throws poop at boss.} "You."

- or -

Man: "Give me head now, woman!"
Woman: "No, I am on the rag, and I am a giant bitch. I may as well be a lesbian."
Man: {Poops his bed.}
Woman: "Why did you just poop the bed?"
Man: {Throws feces at woman.} "Give me head."

- or -

Supermarket Clerk: "Why are you buying so many tampons?"
Bag Boy: "Seriously, are you on the rag or what?"
Menstruating Woman: {Lifts skirt and sprays diarrhea while rotating.} "Yes."

- or -

Lesbian 1: "Why is my fist covered in poop?"
Lesbian 2: "Wrong hole."

by scorpionmintred December 30, 2003

monkey poop

some kinda person who smells really bad or a monkey pooping

u smell like monkey poop

by eric woods January 19, 2008

Monkey poop

This is an insult by every 3 year old when you don’t let them eat the shit in the toilet

Person 1: it’s mine!
Person 2: no it’s mine
Person 1: fudge you you monkey poop

by Master oogway is daddy May 24, 2022