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Stunningly charismatic brown haired beauty with big sparkling eyes, radiant smile, a ghetto booty and nice boobs. She likes to dance and has a spirited attitude about life. Boys like to admire her figure, but they become to shy to approach her. She's a kind person with great morals and a trustworthy friend.
Charlie: That girl is so fine!

Ray: She's cute, but she's no Monette.
Monette by Cassy Reed April 26, 2010
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During the act of fellatio, when the male forgets to ejaculate; to forget to cum.
Gary: "I've got a story to tell about the girl I was with last night."

Rob: "Let me guess, you monetted."

Gary: "No. I facialed her so hard that she turned albino."
Monette by JurassicGriffin April 19, 2010
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Monette Shift

Working a shift consisting of 5 hours or less as a full time retail associate
“Hey man, did you see the schedule? I have a Monette shift today.”
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faire minette

It is my ambition to faire minette in Bay Minette.
Noun: A person who can't differentiate between tomato sauce (ketchup for you Yanks) and BBQ sauce.

(pl): Mogetties
"You're a mogette, Tyler."
Mogette by Sirdanik May 7, 2015
This intelligent beauty inside and out is one of the best to have around. she is the most loyal to her family and friends only if true loyalty is shown back. She can see counterfeit from a mile away. The men love her sweet and sexy lady like persona, she carries herself very classy and modest but also knows how to have a good time. This perfectionist is flawless in every aspect this one is a keeper!
This is one bad chick, attractive, stylish and clever; she is Mosette!
A very smart, pretty and outgoing girl. She loves to hangout with friends and family and loves going on adventures. She hates fighting with her friends and tries her best to not be a part of drama. Perfect for advice and a shoulder to lean on. Has a ghetto ass and nice boobs, also has stunning eyes and a personality that is one of a kind. If you ever get on her bad side it’s pretty much over for you.
Boy 1: Bro that girl over there is so funny!

Boy 2: Yea that’s Monett!
Monett by Fishes eat all day July 9, 2018
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