monck

a man from amsterdam who enjoys dominating the market.
He also sells cockrings.

Stephen: yo dave, can i have a fag break?
Dave: no
James: MONCK!

by DaveBaker September 20, 2009

Mock pack

An action performed by massive nerds, often named Shane.

Shane: I think we should do a mock pack, Alyssa
Alyssa: fml
Shane: I really want to be the best packed person on the airplane that way I get a golden star, I want to do a mock pack followed by a mock car trip to the airport followed by a mock boarding of a mock plane. I am a fag also by the way

by Shanesgoodlookingbrotherinlaw May 16, 2019

mockdocdouchologist

individual that dispenses medical advice despite a lack of any formal medical training. diagnosis is typically less than favorable

mockdocdouchologist diagnosis-" Oh you have fatigue and chronic headaches? It's probably cancer. You should take an anti-depressant."

by desert punk March 2, 2009

Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya

A Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya is loosely based around the deity mockasunya..also known as Horus the cat

All hail! Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya

by Punkrck1995 January 6, 2022

Mockasunya

A mockasunya is a cat also known as Horus.

I love playing with mockasunya

by Punkrck1995 January 6, 2022

mock exam

Some shit type of test that Satan made to punish us before the actual exam to make people crap them self. Although the correct term is prelim.

I failed my mock exam

by TheGreatNobody September 18, 2016

Operation Mockingbird

A covert campaign run by the CIA to influence the media.

Starting in the early days of the Cold War (late 40's), the CIA began a secret project called Operation Mockingbird, with the intent of buying influence behind the scenes at major media outlets and putting reporters on the CIA payroll, which has proven to be a stunning ongoing success. The CIA effort to recruit American news organizations and journalists to become spies and disseminators of propaganda, was headed up by Frank Wisner, Allen Dulles, Richard Helms, and Philip Graham (publisher of The Washington Post). Wisner had taken Graham under his wing to direct the program code-named Operation Mockingbird and both have presumably committed suicide.

by Dancing with Fire October 28, 2013