momwetter 

the most sexist person alive, and coolest because they just are. they get everyone wet just by a single comment

yo hey, you follow momwetter? my panties are dropping...

momwetter by Inlovewithmomwetter March 31, 2021

momenterial 

A place in time in which is at that moment.

Donny asked Isabelle to the movies. He wanted to go at that momenterial second.

momenterial by adgadsfng April 12, 2010

Arthur Mometer 

South Florida radio personality.

Arthur Mometer says it's 76 degrees outside.

Arthur Mometer by South Florida Radio Pages February 12, 2004

Momlette

When someone has a threesome with two MILF's.

Dude last night Those two MILF's gave me my first momlette, it was amazing.

Momlette by JB Webb January 15, 2014

brother momenter in the ass 

You use that when you do literally anything.

Karen: efg sdbivkawgyfo9iuwLEFG BELQWIF YKWDHBSF ,WERF .
You: brother momenter in the ass

brother momenter in the ass by rakrakrak December 15, 2020

dead mommeter 

When you can tell that someone’s mom is dead because yours is also dead.

Your mom is dead? Me too! I had a feeling, my dead mommeter was going crazy.

dead mommeter by Mommy issues May 11, 2021