mombian

When a woman has kids and lets herself go by cutting her hair in an uber-short, low-maintenance coiff and begins dressing primarily in her husband's clothing or old sweats

Kate of "Jon and Kate Plus 8" was really cute before she morphed into a mombian

by LindoLikesWords June 29, 2009

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Mommiana

A mother who looks and does a good job at taking care or her child or children.

Okay then Mommiana I see you.

by discreetmadness May 8, 2022

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Mobian refers to a resident of the fictional planet of Mobius in various Sonic the Hedgehog series, such as the Archie Comics series or any of the DiC Entertainment cartoon series. Such residents may belong to any number of races or species. The term may also be used to refer to the collective civilisation and culture of said planet.

"I'm going to make a Mobian character."

by Ifer December 28, 2005

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Momoian

Momoian is a person in your life that tends to not have a sense of humor. He hates jokes and gets angry at every joke if it’s based toward him. Even if it’s just in good fun, he will kill you and the joke with a non-funny remark.

Friend 1—— “Friend 2, you’re such a baby bruh like chill.”
Friend 2 —— “You sound so dumb right now.”
Friend 3 —— “Friend 2, stop being such a Momoian.”

by Wetty Bugs November 26, 2019

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Momblano

He is a legend, a god and a person who knows everything when it comes to fucking Juventus. Need a new player? BOOM Momblano know, Need a new coach? BOOM Momblano knows. This nigga knows everything man and its creepy as shit, he may even know what you are doing right now.

Dude is it really gonna happen?
Idk man lemme check what Momblano said

by Big spicy oranges June 6, 2019

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