moofia

A blind box designer toy from Tokidoki. Mozzarella is the leader of the Moofia, a gang assembled to extort milk from the lunchboxes of schoolyard bullies. Their are 8 dairy-flavored characters that come in milk carton boxes.
Which moofia did you get?
by JDuuB July 05, 2007
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Moofia

An ex mafia soldier who has been kicked due to having six or more toes.
Person: What are you doing right now?
Moofia: Playing roblox, you wanna join?
Person: Nah I'm fine. You wanna pee on each other though?
Moofia: Sure...
Person: DUDE! My butt is HUUGEE!!
Moofia: SAMEEE!!! But I only have 1 butt check!
*both pee on each other*
by anilism March 29, 2019
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