moment arm

Possibly originating as a portmanteau of the terms moment of inertia and arm, moment arm has quickly become a much more awesome way of saying leverage.

I can't get this damn bolt to turn. We need more moment arm.

by shdy January 3, 2008

wife in arm moment

a single plot twist in a game or movie that is so stupid its funny. often it completely ruins the story. this term was derived from the game bionic commando in wich the main character finds out his wifes mind is in his bionic arm

remember bionic commandos plot twist? that was a real wife in arm moment.

by mutant-lizard February 13, 2010

A Momentary Lapse of Penis

Thinking with your dick instead of your brain.

A slightly different take on Pink Floyd's 1987 album "A Momentary Lapse of Reason", used to describe the process in which the male anatomy overrides all rational decision making. Similarities can be drawn to "the heart wants what the heart wants", but "what the penis wants" is more powerful, visceral, and immediate.

Jack: Dude, you must have been beer goggling last night. That girl was such a butterface!
Jim: Yeah, I had a momentary lapse of penis.

John: Why the hell did I out my crush like that and admit to having all these feelings...I don't even like her that much!
Jake: Blame it on a momentary lapse of penis!

by nearly civilized February 18, 2010

momentamum

momentum for the moment

the chargers need to build some momentamum if they wanna beat the patriots

by p-helps January 20, 2008

Momentary Emotion

Emotion that turn on and off in a matter of moments.

Also works with hate, love, and sad.

This must be Momentary Emotion if I hate now but in a few seconds I like you but then change back to hate you again.

I love this car, I hate this car, but I really love this car, but I really hate this car.

by PYROxSYCO January 2, 2010

momentary obsessiveness

When a persons thoughts are completely preoccupied with a person, place, thing or event but they forget about whatever was consuming their thoughts in an hour, day, week or month.

Anthony is experiencing momentary obsessiveness about the royal wedding just to annoy his listeners.

by WEHM Insider June 5, 2018

Momentary Tourettes

The perfect excuse for random swearing

Teacher: Any questions class?
Student: FUCK YOU!!!!
Teacher: Watch your mouth
Student: Sorry, I had some momentary tourettes

by Yaikon May 15, 2010