Gross Christmas angel shaped jerky type cookies. As seen in the Black Christmas movie re-make, eaten with milk. This word is used greatly among co-workers, usually as a threat.
by Ace_666 November 12, 2007
Get the mom cookiesmug. Moms who have tons of fake friends, are right-winged conservatives, overly religious, read lots of books that all have the same plots, keeps the scrapbook industry going, and have nothing to do but make cookies and cakes all day.
(based on a true story)
Teenager: Hi, I just came by to pick up some scrapbooking supplies for my mom.
Cookie Mom: Ok, let me get them
*oven alarm*
Cookie Mom: Hold on, I just have some cookies in the oven.
Teenager: Ok, *tries to hold back laughter*
Teenager: Hi, I just came by to pick up some scrapbooking supplies for my mom.
Cookie Mom: Ok, let me get them
*oven alarm*
Cookie Mom: Hold on, I just have some cookies in the oven.
Teenager: Ok, *tries to hold back laughter*
by observant teenager March 05, 2009
Get the cookie mommug. by dgdeyu December 10, 2006
Get the cookie mommug. An ovulating cougar with pride for female offspring in Girl Scouts overly devoted to marketing frequent sales of branded cookies inside a branded box. The cookie mom also has a very tasty and exclusive cookie.
by FormerPresident1 February 20, 2025
Get the Cookie mommug.