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molestican 

A person of latino heritage that works at a local restaurant (in any given town). He has an expired green card and likes to place unwelcome advances unto the underage girls in said restaurant.
Get away you crazy molestican! No quiero tu carne!!!
molestican by syrup828 September 25, 2004

Molestorate 

The combonation of the words molest and violate. often used in a comidical fashion.
Steve molestorated his girlfriend.
Molestorate by justin weigle December 12, 2005

Molestocles

A great Greek warrior who was remembered for the one thing he hoped would be forgotten.
Herocles: Hey, Molestocles what's up?

Molestocles: That's what she said.


Molestocles by Don Garbagio March 15, 2009

Molesticate 

Getting an animal comfortable with humans to the point said animal willingly has sex with people and enjoys doing so.
(This is a joke so do not take it seriously)
I am in love with my pet beaver and I have to molesticate him so that we can get married.
Molesticate by Djentile March 10, 2019

Molesticada

To be assaulted by a cicada or cicadas.
So rude and unpleasant to experience a molesticada.
Molesticada by SaintsWalker June 11, 2021

Cadet Molesté

A read house urban legend.The subject of the so called "curse of the Oxfordshire ablutions".was molested by an anonymous staff member (MB) to the tune of the popular meme soundtrack"can I but my bowls in yo jowls" (prod.bbbbisexual beats). Subsequently ending his own life out of shame in the male ablutions.It is said that he haunts the last shower in the ablutions and his spirit is released if the shower is turned on.He subsequently plays "pranks" on unsuspecting basic cadets (such as pulling their duvets off and singing the famous meme soundtrack"can I put my bowls in yo jowls".It is rumoured that Cadet Molesté is his real name.
Basic cadet 1 - "My duvet got taken off last night."
Basic cadet 2 - "Must've been Cadet Molesté because you turned the last shower on."