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Mostestestest

Something that is more than most. More than mostest, too (because apparently that's in some dictionaries).
Maddy: I love you, Hannah.
Hannah: I love you too!
Maddy: I love you more!
Hannah: But, I love you most...
Maddy: I love you mostest, though.
Hannah: I LOVE YOU MOSTESTESTEST.
Mostestestest by iseethehorizon December 6, 2013
To love someone more than anything that exists or has ever existed. This is more than most and cannot be beaten, under any circumstances, especially by the non-existent words "mostestest" and "mostestestest"
Dominic: I love you.

Stephanie: I love you mostest.

Dominic: Nooooo. I must accept my defeat. You really do love me mostest, Steph.
An unnecessary correction or explanation usually causing annoyance to the listener.

Moistism is derived from the term wet blanket. One may moisten a conversation if they choose to add a moistism to a social conversation.
1.

Person A: "There was like 100 people there last night".

Person B: Actually it was only 96.

2.
Person A: Wales is one of my favourite countries.

Person B: Actually Wales is part of the UK or Great Britain and is not recognised as a country in it's own right.

3.

Person A: I found out I have AIDS and it's going to kill me.

Person B: Actually AIDS doesn't kill you it attacks your immune system making you more susceptible to colds and virus'. It's actually those that kill you.

Person B: F*** you.
Moistism by Antopoly Oburnass March 4, 2011

moisteaddison 

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moisteaddison by lilly 247 October 12, 2021
(n) Usually of Hispanic origin, known for being athletic and gifted with artistic ability , but has a rather sensitive side, likes to dress extravagantly fly no matter the occasion; and also extremely social and friendly to everyone; though a numerous number of guys hate on him lots of girls love him. Although he has dark secrets he finds the right people to tell .
(v) athletic with style and artistic ability
Guy: oh my god Moises is such a fag
Girl : your just Jealous because he can pull girls unlike you.
Moises by Indo🍁 June 17, 2015

moises your hands 

to piss on your hands to prevent blisters. the name comes from the baseball player Moises Alou who said he did it
If Steve Bartman knew that Alou Moises his hands he would have gotten out of the way instead of trying to catch that ball.

After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands