moipan 

used to describe when a girl has moist panties.
usually the result of being aroused

like, oh my god, that guy was so hot I have moipan

I'm really horney right now, i've got moipan

Sarah has moipan

moipan by Cwaigles August 10, 2006

MIPAN ZUZUZU 

EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE LLAMA

MIPAN ZUZUZU ZUZUZU

MIPAN ZUZUZU by MansNotSexuallyFeverish(Hot) August 22, 2020

Moi Pan 

An abbreviation for the term "Moist Panties"

He's so hot, it's making me Moi Pan

Moi Pan by Aprilhasmoipan June 22, 2011

Moianties 

When a females underwear become moist

Dude she had some Moianties after we dry humped for a few minutes!

Moianties by bdubayew December 19, 2012

mompants

A painfully unhip and out of touch person

From: One deluded by their own vanity into mistakenly thinking that the doubleknit beige cameltoe-makin' JC Penny's high-waisted pants for women that they're sporting make them look professional and executive

that jacket is mompants

mompants by khritterbean March 6, 2008

Penis Monpañios Monpeñios 

This phrase to be spoken very quickly, almost as to seem Spanish in nature.

“Penis Monpañios Monpeñios” was originally created as an alter-ego amongst a group of friends in Sacramento, California in 2007. This character was a member of club 697; where you must have been 6’9” tall, and 7” long. Inside the club, all they did was 69. The spirit of Penis Monpañios Monpeñios still wanders the fields of the Thicket of Zatarains, located in Granite Bay, California.

In the years since, this has spread to LA as a nonsense phrase (similar to that of Rim Pum). Among groups of pot-smoking individuals, this phrase has commonly been used as a comical outburst or a friendly greeting during times of great stoning. Abbreviations such as simply saying “Monpañios” tend to be common.

Tom: "Monpeñios to you my friend!"

Steve: "Ah, Penis Monpañios Tom!"

Dave (from the back of the room): "Tom!! Penis Monpañios Monpeñios!!"

Penis Monpañios Monpeñios by M. Damon July 9, 2011

mopane

A hairless skinny boy that is but a shadow of a real man. He has a pipe dream of becoming a drag queen in the Bronx. He practices basketball every day but never seems to get better. Mopane’s are usually shy in nature but once you get to know them you will find how utterly annoying and obnoxious they can be.

Person 1: hey is that a mopane?
Person 2: must be, he looks like a hairless post malone

mopane by Jimmy neuter March 9, 2018